Welcome to Purple Haze (Skit) lyrics

[Skit: Mizzle]
Hi, I'm Mizzle
Former heroin addict
Coke head, crack fiend
Man, if Killa had it, I tried it
If I itch he scratch, yo, no homo, man
But I'm part of the Diplomats now
Yeah, you know, the Byrd Gang
Dipset, b*tch
So, I'd like to welcome you to Purple Haze the album
Yeah, my man Killa's a motherf*cker
I mean, he brings out the best of you
If you rap, you better spit that sh*t, hm
And you better sell that sh*t
If you steal, don't rob a store
Rob the stash house
"George, it's two-hundred bricks in there, stupid"
Ha, that's what he told George, man
What else? Oh yeah
If you sellin' nickels and dimes
You're nickel and dimin'
Get some weight on you like that fat b*tch Della Reese
Yo, I, I still don't know what that means, man, but
But I know what this means
You get high, get high all the way
You sniff coke, f*ck it, smoke crack
Don't stop there, if you smoke crack, shoot dope
If you shoot dope, sniff meth
He had all that sh*t right there for sale, man
Ha, funny motherf*cker