No Pants in Space lyrics

[TINA BELCHER, spoken]
[Pants] Damon

[DAMON, spoken]
Yeah?

[TINA BELCHER, spoken]
Hi! Uhm, I don't know if you'll recognize me. We met earlier today

[DAMON, spoken]
Uh... Oh. We did. Sure. No, I don't. I don't remember you. Uh, this is my best friend Hayden

[HAYDEN, spoken]
'Sup?

[TINA BELCHER, spoken]
Whoa

[HAYDEN]
I think you're out of this world
But you're my best friend's girl
I want to kiss your face, oh-oh
I'm so lost in space

[DAMON, spoken]
My best friend Hayden? What are you doing in space? I'm just here with my colleague/girlfriend Tina
You're supposed to be down on the ground doing ground stuff
[HAYDEN, spoken]
I finished it

[DAMON, spoken]
Well, maybe space isn't big enough for the both of us

[HAYDEN, spoken]
Yeah, you're right. That's why you should leave. I'll stay here with Tina and you go do ground stuff

[TINA BELCHER, spoken]
Boys, stop. Don't fight over me

[DAMON, spoken]
Rap battle

[DAMON]
What are you doing in space?
It ain't your place
Hands off my girls or I'll hit your face

[HAYDEN]
I didn't come to fight, I came to dance
'Cause out in space we don't need pants

[DAMON]
Yeah, that's right, don't be mad at me
My pants flew off 'cause there's no gravity
[TINA BELCHER, spoken]
Keep talking...

[DAMON & HAYDEN]
There's no pants in space
Uranus can't see your anus
And Venus can't see your p*nis
Pants on Jupiter, there's nothing stupider
Oh, you moon the Moon it moons you back
It moons me back
In space we don't wear slacks

[TINA BELCHER, spoken]
Hey, what's the policy on shirts here? Do you think they would float? Just want to whip'em off real quick?
Cool, cool, cool, cool

[TINA BELCHER, spoken]
Damn it
Damon, I am so sorry

[DAMON, spoken]
Sorry for what?

[TINA BELCHER, spoken]
For not loving you enough