A Warning to Monty lyrics
by Steven Lutvak
[Ensemble]
Monty Navarro, you know you don't belong here!
Monty Navarro, you're on a slippery slope!
Your presence is indubitably wrong here -
May we suggest
We think you'd best
Abandon hope!
[Male voice]
Abandon hope
But go ahead and take the door
As long as you are here
Buy yourself a souvenir or two!
And one thing more
Before you're out the door:
Sibella will never marry you!