I’m Not Gay lyrics

[Verse 1]
Well if you wanted honesty, you came to the right place
Though Applejack's a background horse
Please don't get mad, it's better off this way
For every garbage meme, the DA spaghetti I've seen
Remember when my parents found my Rainbow Dash rule 63?

[Chorus 1]
But I'm not gay
I'm not gay
I'm not gay
It's ironic

[Verse 2]
What will it take to show you that we're different from furries?
I've told you time and time again just watch the show
I swear it's not cringy!
Ponies are really sick, I've stuck with them through thin and thick
Don't look at my page on FiMfic, unless you're into giant di*ks

[Chorus]
But I'm not gay
I'm not gay
I'm not gay
I like mare ass
[Bridge]
Forget about vids on RedTube, explicit on Derpibooru
Turn up that movie soundtrack
I have a "chance" but I call it Big Mac
I'm not gay
I'm not gay

I'm not gay no
(Kinda gay)
I'm not gay no
(Dude, you're totally f*cking gay)
But you really need to listen to me!
'Cause jacking it to Braeburn once doesn't make you f*cking gay!
Pfftt whatever

[Chorus]
I'm not gay
I'm not gay
I swear I'm not gay, it doesn't make you f*cking gay
Not gay
I'm not gayyyyy

[Outro]
(That was the gayest sh*t I've ever heard)