SLEEP
i like sleep! sleep is neat!
if you're having trouble, count some sheep!
i like sleep! sleep is sweet!
best of all, sleep is cheap!
when i sleep, i can dream!
of cherry pie and boston creme!
when i sleep i don't have to think!
that's why i love my 8-hour blink!
i only wake up to eat or pee!
otherwise i'd sleep for eternity!
RECESS
jacob and emily sitting in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
first came love
then came marriage
then came a stale & empty life
as a result of the societal pressures
to wed which led
to a semi-public affair and a severe
case of alcoholism
mixed with mental illness
followed by a grueling 2-year divorce
that damaged the kids emotionally
and left everyone without
a sense of direction or self worth