you're a dimwit, a nitwit,
a halfwit and a dipsh*t.
a peon, a moron,
an utter bore and yawn!
imbecile! ignoramus!
vile, yucky, heinous!
a nincompoop, a ninny,
and absolutely cringey.
you're a roly-poly fatty from all the things you've eaten.
you're a jackass, an asshat, a nutcase, and a cretin.
numbskull, twerp, jack-off, pleb,
dunce, dweeb, dunderhead,
bozo, dork, buffoon, flop,
stupid, smelly, useless mop.
hold on, wait, i'm not the type
to call someone a dummy!
to whom could i ever speak this way?!
oh crap, i'm talking to me.