Cowboy Bebop (Freestyle) lyrics

[Intro]
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Ooh!
Uhhh, this is weird
Uhhh, this is weird, (Yeah) Yeah, yeah, yeah (Yeah)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah (Yeah), ooh, I like that, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah (Yeah, I'm pretty f*cking cool), yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, aye, aye

[Verse 1]
Sorry for your loss, look at what I bought, paint like Bob Ross
But it's not a draw when that coin gets tossed
I don't catch no L's, wish 'em well? Nah, f*ck they blogs
They going to have to catch up, I got too much sauce, too much sauce
I don't like that line, f*ck it, I already wrote it, I notice you n*ggas seem bloated
They gassin' you up, wouldn't let it, you running your city like Bettis, you got it like that? Wouldn't bet it
You usually trolling on Reddit, I silence the lambs, you should pet it
And now there's a goat where my head is, I don't see your name in the credits, I did this sh*t on my own
Paid off all my student loans, now I'm balling
'Bout to put them in a coffin, peeling off gets exhausting
Skating on them, Eric Koston, stealing bases, Kenny Lofton
Sonning all these n*ggas often, then put them up for adoption (Aye, aye)
You a passenger side of your best friend's ride ass-n*gga, holding onto your pride ass-n*gga
Chicken job ass-n*gga, next-week,it's the fries ass-n*gga, access-denied ass-n*gga
Trick, love the kid, slip and slide ass-n*gga
Lion King, Mufasa falling off the cliff, admit that you cried ass-n*gga (Well that part was kind of sad, though)
[Bridge]
I definitely cried during that, f*ck
This feels like some, like, Cowboy Bebop, like-
Spike in space, Cow- f*cking bounty hunter sh*t
You know that episode when he like f*cking...
When he fought that, like, floating dude?
With all the guns and sh*t, and he almost died?
It was, like, in this like weird like world and sh*t?
Yeah, this feels like that

[Verse 2]
Et cetera, -cetera, swing on the track like I'm Federer, look, I'm already ahead of you
You should accept that I'm better, bruh, I ain't come weak with this sh*t since my ex girlfriend Deborah
Since Miley Cyrus was Hannah Mo', I keep it lit, I'm Botánica, got the spirit of an animal
Take a picture with your camera, I'ma last long, I got stamina
Y'all n*ggas stretching the truth, like Luffy, my sh*t slaps no Kufi, do it for the love, like Lucy
Rock Stussy, got an independant b*tch no Boosie
I don't got free time, but I got groupies, let them choose me frugally with the pus*y
And the coochie, Kool Keith with the booty
Yellow suits me, Bruce Lee with the Loose Leaf (yeah, yeah)
Shorty stop asking my age
You gon' f*ck me anyway
In the morning want to stay
I ain't even make you c*m
My sex game is only aigh't
Said you don't eat meat, my di*k be f*cking up your diet
Spent the night at the Hyatt
Don't think about how we just met
It's only weird if you're silent
I only touch if you're compliant
'Cause I am not the type to buy it
That was random, this song makes me go on tangents
My mind makes me go on planets
Still down to earth like Granite
Some sh*t I say is outlandish
Only cause I've been to Atlantis
And y'all n*ggas ain't that deep
My price goes up with the beats
So y'all n*ggas ain't gon' sleep
If you resting it's Rest in Peace
[Outro]
Aye
Pressing everybody, hope your khakis got a crease
Damn, that was some like corny n*gga outro sh*t, f*ck
Uh, this is weird now
I'ma just to stop talking like this, right
Bye guys
(Cowboy Bebop)