One Punch Man Freestyle lyrics

[Intro]
Yuh hey yuh
I don't even know who I am
Today
Uhh, uhh this is weird

[Verse]
Feeling brand new
I done made a couple thousand got some girls that I can view
Think I might need an accountant see a million coming soon
But it won’t feel right till my homies do to
So I grind, like every day
When I’m not gaming watching anime
On this not fap life, bullcrap life
Only lasted till the end of may
Get the streaming money so my rent is paid
Need Fema money if the levees break
On my Rodney Mullen watch a n*gga skate
So beast like, on these beats like
I was Newt Scamander in a former day
Waving my wand, feeling like Bron
Pressure is on, went to them Yu-gi-oh tournaments young
Back when I used to watch Viva La Bam
R.I.P. Dunn, these n*ggas done
My insecurities make act eerily
I always tell girls when I’m bout to come
Sometimes it’s quick, sometimes it’s slow
But that is more info than you need to know
Don’t try to play me, n*gga just pay me
If you want me to show up to the show
I don’t know single woman that doesn’t f*ck with some Cardi
Show up early for the pus*y but always late to the party
My friends know I’m a hermit, they force me to me to be more social
Don’t leave the crib I mean hardly
Your best efforts could hardly, even f*ck with mine
Real n*ggas move in silence, hands up like a Mr. Mime
Waiting for my stars aligned, waiting for my stars aligned
It’s gon be a starry night though Khary’s life’s no district 9
I’ve been in the kitchen with a vision not washing dishes my
sh*ts hard like saying Christmas with a lisp
Or throwing discus blind
Man this kids so vicious is it sickness or a missing mind
Damn and got a child's wallets
Should be made of leather
Should've probably have finished college
Still owe Jovin a thousand and counting
Shoutout my white n*gga
These labels don’t know what to do with me
I’m too witty don’t have to fight n*ggas
I'm One Punch Man