Four Jews in a Room b*tching lyrics

[MARVIN, WHIZZER, MENDEL & JASON]
(bickering)

Four Jews in a room b*tching
Four Jews in a room plot a crime
I'm b*tching, he's b*tching
They're b*tching, we're b*tching
b*tch, b*tch, b*tch, b*tch
Funny, funny, funny, funny
b*tch, b*tch
b*tch, b*tch, b*tch, b*tch
All the
Time

[MARVIN, WHIZZER & JASON]
Ooooh

[MENDEL]
Whadda they do for love?

[MARVIN, WHIZZER & JASON]
Ooooh

[MENDEL]
Whadda they do for love?
[MARVIN, WHIZZER, MENDEL & JASON]
Four Jews in a room

[MENDEL]
b*tching

[JASON]
b*tching

[MARVIN]
b*tching

[WHIZZER]
b*tching

[MARVIN, WHIZZER, MENDEL & JASON]
Four Jews in a room stoop

[MENDEL]
They stoop

[MARVIN, WHIZZER, MENDEL & JASON]
To pray

[JASON]
I'm Jewish
[MARVIN]
I'm Jewish

[MENDEL]
I'm Jewish

[WHIZZER]
Half Jewish

[MARVIN, WHIZZER, MENDEL & JASON]
b*tch, b*tch, b*tch, b*tch
Funny, funny, funny, funny
b*tch, b*tch
b*tch, b*tch, b*tch, b*tch
Night and day

[TRINA]
Slavery, slavery

[MARVIN, WHIZZER, MENDEL & JASON]
We crossed the desert
Running for our lives
Fleeing from the Pharaoh
Who was up to no good

Now we’re at the Red Sea
Pharaoh is behind us
Wanting us extincted
[JASON]
What we need is a miracle!

[MARVIN, WHIZZER, MENDEL & JASON]
And then the Red Sea
Split before us
No more tsouris
We got our

[MENDEL, MARVIN, JASON, (WHIZZER)]
We got our (Miracle!)
We got our We got our
Miracle! We got our Miracle!
Our miracle!

[MARVIN, WHIZZER, MENDEL & JASON]
Four Jews itching for answers
Four Jews b*tching their whole life long

[WHIZZER]
I'm Whizzer

[JASON]
I'm Jason

[MENDEL]
I'm Mendel

[MARVIN]
I'm Marvin

[MARVIN, WHIZZER, MENDEL & JASON]
b*tch, b*tch, b*tch, b*tch
Funny, funny, funny, funny
b*tch, b*tch
b*tch, b*tch, b*tch, b*tch
Right or wrong

[JASON]
In case of smoke, please call our mothers on the phone
And say their sons are all on fire

[MARVIN & WHIZZER]
We are manipulating people and we need to know
Our worst sides aren't ignored

[MENDEL]
The guilt invested will in time pay wisely

[WHIZZER & JASON]
We do not tippy toe

[WHIZZER]
We charge ahead to show

[MENDEL]
We're good in bed

[WHIZZER]
Excel in bed

[MARVIN]
We smell in bed

[JASON]
Where is the bed?

[MENDEL]
I love the bed

[JASON]
Who has the bed?

[WHIZZER]
I want the bed!

[JASON]
Who stole the bed?

[MARVIN]
Who stole the bed?

[WHIZZER]
I lost it twice

[MENDEL]
The bed is mine

[WHIZZER]
The bed is nice

[MARVIN, WHIZZER, MENDEL & JASON]
The bed is four Jews in a room b*tching
Whee!
Four Jews talking like Jew-ish men
I'm neurotic, he's neurotic
They're neurotic, we're neurotic
b*tch, b*tch, b*tch, b*tch
Funny, funny, funny, funny

[MARVIN]
I'm nauseous

[WHIZZER]
I'm nauseous

[JASON]
I'm simple

[MENDEL]
I'm Jewish

[TRINA]
Slavery, slavery

[MARVIN, WHIZZER, MENDEL & JASON]
b*tch, b*tch, b*tch, b*tch
Funny, funny, funny, funny
I'm neurotic, he's neurotic
They're neurotic, we're neurotic

[MARVIN, WHIZZER & MENDEL, MARVIN]
I'm neurotic, he's neurotic Four Jews
They're neurotic, we're neurotic In a room b*tching

[WHIZZER, MENDEL, MARVIN & JASON, TRINA]
I'm neurotic (b*tch, b*tch) (I'm Jewish) (Four)
He's neurotic (b*tch, b*tch) (He's Jewish) (Jews)
They're neurotic (Funny, funny) (They're Jewish) (In a room)
We're neurotic (Funny, funny) (We're Jewish)
Four (I'm Jewish) (b*tch, b*tch) (Four)
Jews (He's Jewish) (b*tch, b*tch) (Jews)
In a room (They're Jewish) (Funny, funny) (In a room)
b*tching (We're Jewish) (Funny, funny)
b*tch (b*tch, b*tch) (Four) (Slavery)
b*tch (b*tch, b*tch) (Jews)
b*tch (Funny, funny) (In a room) (Slavery)
b*tch (Funny, funny) (b*tching)

[MARVIN, WHIZZER, MENDEL & JASON, MARVIN]
Four Jews in a room (In a room)
b*tching

[MARVIN, WHIZZER, MENDEL & JASON]
b*tch, b*tch
b*tch, b*tch, b*tch, b*tch
Now and then

Can't lose
Loose screws
Four

[WHIZZER]
One

[JASON]
Two

[MARVIN]
Three

[MENDEL]
Four

[TRINA]
Five

[MARVIN, WHIZZER, MENDEL & JASON]
Five Jews!