Right Perfume Wrong Mouthwash lyrics
by R. Stevie Moore
Hey eaux oui, oh!
Hey eaux oui, oh!
Right perfume, wrong mouthwash
There was something wrong with her, I knew it
Right perfume, wrong mouthwash
I could tell, something was wrong with her
She smelled sweet
I sensed her a mile away
When she came close, we kissed with our tongues
And I started choking and vomiting
Right perfume, wrong mouthwash
Her medicine breath penetrated my tastebuds
Destroyеd my desire for her
R.P.W.M., I'm sorry
Shе smelled sweet
I sensed her a mile away
You should have seen her
You wouldn't know she was beautiful
You should have smelled her
Like a flower garden
You wouldn't know
You wouldn't have tasted her, though
Oh my god, like a chemical factory
Where did she get that stuff?