The Heat Is On in Saigon lyrics

[AMERICANS]
The heat is on in Saigon
The girls are ready to screw
One of these slits here will be Miss Saigon
And since we're stuck here in hell
What's a soldier to do?

The stink is making me choke
Turns out this war is a joke
Turns out the joke is on you

[ENGINEER]
Hey, Monsieur Chris, Monsieur John
You've come to win Miss Saigon?

[JOHN]
I gotta get my friend laid as a last souvenir

[CHRIS]
I love you, pal, but your bullsh*t I've had up to here

[ENGINEER & JOHN, spoken]
It's about time you get laid (Whatever, man)

[CHRIS, JOHN & ENGINEER]
The heat is on in Saigon
[JOHN]
But till they tell us we're gone
I'm gonna buy you a girl

[CHRIS]
You can buy me a beer

[ENGINEER, spoken]
It's showtime!

From Haiphong to the Mekong Delta
May I present the most beautiful girls in Saigon
Mimi

[MIMI]
See my bikini, it's just the right size

[ENGINEER, spoken]
Yvette

[YVETTE]
Don't you enjoy how it rides up my thighs?

[ENGINEER, spoken]
Dominique
[DOMINIQUE]
Look from behind, it will knock out your eyes

[ENGINEER, spoken]
Yvonne

[YVONNE]
I'll show you my special trophy of war

[ENGINEER, spoken]
Oh, she will
Fifi

[FIFI]
For a Marine, I'll show more

[AMERICANS]
You won't get up off the floor
The heat is on in Saigon
Don't tell me I'm reassigned
All that chickensh*t sucks
Tonight I'm out of my mind
Not to mention ten bucks

[ENGINEER, spoken]
Oh, you all know her as
The Sex Toy from Hanoi
Miss Gigi Von Tranh
[GIGI]
If I'm your pin-up, I'll melt all your brass
Stuck on your wall with a pin in my ass
If you get me, you will travel first class
I'll show you, we will make magic, cheri

[ENGINEER]
You buy more tickets from me
The winner gets her for free

[CHRIS]
The meat is cheap in Saigon
I used to love getting stoned
Waking up with some whore
I don't know why I went dead
It's not fun anymore

[ENGINEER, spoken]
How about something fresh from the country?
Untouched, legs unparted, parts uncharted
Kim

[KIM]
I'm seventeen and I'm new here today
The village I come from seems so far away
All of these girls here know much more what to say
But I know I'm so much more than you see
A million dreams are in me

[CHRIS]
Good Jesus, John, who is she?

[AMERICANS]
The Cong is tight'ning the noose
Is it a week or a day or an hour we got?
Tonight could be our last shot
Got to put it to use

[AMERICANS & GIRLS]
I got a fever babe and you're gonna catch it
I got an itch and baby you'd better scratch it

[AMERICANS]
Mimi, Gigi, Yvette or Yvonne
Gotta buy me a beer
Here's to you, Miss Saigon

[ENGINEER, spoken]
Yvonne, Yvette, Fifi, Mimi, Kim, Gigi
Attention, s'il vous plait, by popular demand
Miss Gigi Van Tranh is tonight's Miss Saigon!

[AMERICANS]
The heat is on in Saigon
How we get used to the smell
So let's get wasted, get high and get laid
A goodbye party in hell!

[ENGINEER, spoken]
And now who wins my little pus*ycat?
Number sixty-six!

[MARINE, spoken]
Who takes care of you, baby?

[GIGI, spoken]
You do, but will you take me to America?

[MARINE, spoken]
Oh, come on, not right now

[GIGI, spoken]
Hey, I'll make a good wife

[MARINE, spoken]
I said no!

[GIGI, spoken]
You prick!

[ENGINEER, spoken]
No, no, no, no
I'll, I'll take care of this

[GIGI, spoken]
It's bullsh*t!

[MARINE, spoken]
Don't f*ck with me!

[ENGINEER, spoken]
It's okay, Gigi
He likes it rough, you know that
Come on, drink some more, play with your girls