[Hook]
I woke up feelin' like I just ate the moon
I woke up feelin' like I ate one hundred prunes
Takin' a takin' a sh*t
Takin' a takin' a sh*t
Takin' a takin' a sh*t
Takin' a takin' a sh*t
Takin' a takin' a sh*t
Takin' a takin' a sh*t
Takin' a takin' a sh*t
Takin' a takin' a sh*t
[Verse 1: Rick Ross]
I just ate a big bag of nacho chips
Too lazy to cook the cheese, already got the dip
I'm at Outback Steak House tryin' to eat
Some b*tches in my section tryin' to eat for free
Any leftovers, I give it to Meek
I don't leave no crumbs, so he just won't eat
He be eatin' Nicki Minaj booty like groceries
When he tell her "It's your turn", she just go to sleep
I just ran a play on some cookies n*gga (cookies)
I just ran three steps for that, n*gga
I'm already tired, got me huffin' and puffin
Sweet potato, macaroni, turkey, and some stuffing
Eatin' lays, Eatin lays
[Hook]
[Verse 2: Rick Ross]
FRITO LAYS
FRITO LAYS(WHOOOO)
(Open the f*cking bag, OPEN THE f*ckING BAG)
Take all the-take all the chips
Take all the-take all the chips
Take all the-take all the chips
Take all the-take all the chips
Take all the-take all the chips
I love the cheese, I love nacho with the dip
I ate all the chips but I still got some dip left
I'm just gonna eat it with my finger
(Nomming sounds)
Anyone got any POPCORN n*ggA?