Oddwin Rap Contest 2024 lyrics

[Verse]
Yeah, I'm on the beat
I’m on the beat with my feet
Ayo, hold up, hold up, pause the beat
(*farts*)
Sorry about that I have f*cking diarrhea
I just gave yo b*tch gonorrhea
And then she got diarrhea
Damn, that's double trouble

Steal a disabled kids wheelchair and beat him with it
I sh*t my pants and blamed it on my cousin
I stabbed my sons pet goldfish with a toothpick and it f*cking died
I robbed a homeless guy and he gave me spare change, how f*cking broke are you?
Walk into Five Guys and five guys give me a handjob
Walked into Burger King and got molested
My wifе died of cancer what a f*cking loser lol
Imaginе losing a battle to something with no hands
Yung Slayer is a pedophile

I can't rap too loud right now, my parents are sleepin’
If my parents weren't sleepin' I'd be rapping up a storm
All my homies watch The New Norm
Caught my classmate watching porn
I said "Damn that's some good sh*t, you gotta let me watch too"
(*laughing*)
Sorry about that guys, I just got tickled