More Than Friends with Link lyrics

[Verse 1]
Link, I want to be
More than friends with you
By the time this song is through
You will know my love is true
I don't care if you’ve gained mass
Or shaped like an hourglass
Little children we'll harass
Flyin' through the air like first class

[Interlude]
I wanna be more than friends with you
I wanna be more than friends with you, Link
I wanna be more than friends with you
I wanna be more than friends

[Verse 2]
Link, I want to be
More than friends with you
By the time this song is through
You will know our love is true
When you hold me in your arms
I know I can’t be harmed
Your slender torso has mе charmed
Though your sudden pregnancy has mе a little alarmed

[Outro]
I honestly don't know how this happened, I-I-
How is this- how is this even physically possible?
I di- I didn't even touch him!