Agent Tex lyrics
by Jeff Williams
This place is filled with mean ladies!
What's to not understand about swish swish stab?
Which one do I shoot?
Shoot the one that's winning dumbass!
Oh sh*t
Can we use turrets on her or some explosive firey thing?
Step away from the idiot!
(beep bop boop boop beep bop boop)
Protect me cone!
I've never hit a girl in my life!
Yeah I noticed you should try harder uhoh here she comes again!
Agent Texas is a bit of a badass!
Ah f*ck this!
Are you f*cking kidding me!? RUN!
b*tch!