His Name Is Felix lyrics
by Miles Luna
Da-da-da-ba-ba-ba-ba!
He's a killer
He's a monster
He's an absolute tool
Ba-ba-da-da-bum
He's a douchebag
He's an as*h*le
He masturbates to images of his face
His name is Felix! Felix! Felix!
Felix the Douche! (Felix the Douche)
He's gonna stab you in the back while f*cking your wife
And making slippers out of your dog