Hello Operator
I would like to place a call
To the pale gray telephone
That is hanging on the wall
I know this sounds crazy, but...
Could you patch me through?
So she does not hear me ringing
I will wait. I've got nothing else to do
So when she finally picks me up
Checking for a dial-tone
To finger in the number of
Her new lover's telephone
I will be resting on the earlobe that I used to hunt? and peck
I will slowly wrap myself around her pretty little neck
I'll begin the explanation as to why she cannot breathe
You should not have been unfaithful
You should not have ever f*cked with me