Why Boys lyrics
by Upchurch
[Intro]
Church
Motherf*cker
[Chorus]
Ask these motherf*ckers what they cap size (Cap size)
They smile and wave to the wave, make 'em capsize
Rollin' in my lane, then you chillin' in your last ride
Five-head ass, what your cap size?
Askin' motherf*ckers what they cap size (Cap size)
They smile and wave to the wave, make 'em capsize
Rollin' in my lane, chillin' in your last ride
Five-head ass, I know you wanna capsize
[Verse 1]
My noise, my voicе
Heard around town in the nice toys
My boys, my forcе
Find out what the south known for
Somebody tell transgender Hannah Montana
To take his maple-syrup-sippin'-ass back over to f*ckin' Canada
Green-Goblin-lookin' honky, only known when in the web
Hashtag America, Hummer, bullet, bulletproof vest
You ain't goin' outside without your COVID-19 mask
This dude like Little Nicky, thirsty for the drama, gender fluid in a flask
Rappin' 'bout a tractor, you don't even cut your own grass
Googled Nashville, told the PR lady, "Ayy, double yes"
I kind of like how they dress
Bedazzle my jacket, got braids in my sh*t
Kind of look like Barbie mixed with the Ken
And I am the guy that's talking to your kids
Undercover in the system, so yeehaw rebellious
I don't choke, even in a full Nelson Mandela
No glitch in my sh*t, Music City antenna
I'm the underground sh*t, sewage tank drippin'
[Chorus]
Ask these motherf*ckers what they cap size (Cap size)
They smile and wave to the wave, make 'em capsize
Rollin' in my lane, then you chillin' in your last ride
Five-head ass, what your cap size?
Askin' motherf*ckers what they cap size (Cap size)
They smile and wave to the wave, make 'em capsize
Rollin' in my lane, chillin' in your last ride
Five-head ass, I know you wanna capsize
[Verse 2]
Hillbilly, hillbilly
Holler Boys, ain't nobody f*ckin' with me
Tom McDonald, you Dennis-the-Menace-lookin'-ass n*gga
You ain't got no bullets, it's illegal in your state, killer
Armored vest on a tank without a f*ckin' rifle with him
Jumpin' up and down like he's the united cheerleader
This twat tweetin' on Twitter with his gender fluid fingers
"Guys, I'm savin' country rap and I think I can make it better"
This cracker dressin' up like a bedazzled Power Ranger
With some CGI cows 'cause they ain't got no farm around him
You can't poke at me, b*tch, you a homebody in Cali
And South Park said y'all's heads already cut into halfsies
I'm invisible lit, gas leak, invincible spit
Komodo dragon acid drip when I be hittin' a lick
Nobody thinkin' like this, so while you sit on a fence
My language arts gun racked, holdin' infinite clips
Independent, but you poppin' up on CNN rockin' Balenciaga
On my bullsh*t, got the heart of twenty oxes
Shake the lane like terracotta, that's that vera causa, partner
I'ma f*ck every rapper up like they was Farrah Fawcett
Get it? pus*y target, get the notebook, Ryan Gosling
You adopted neurotoxin, take caution when movin' on a martian
You the biggest fan of Marshall, let's see if the math is honest
Use my SEO when you act like this situation shocking
[Chorus]
Ask these motherf*ckers what they cap size (Cap size)
They smile and wave to the wave, make 'em capsize
Rollin' in my lane, then you chillin' in your last ride
Five-head ass, what your cap size?
Askin' motherf*ckers what they cap size (Cap size)
They smile and wave to the wave, make 'em capsize
Rollin' in my lane, chillin' in your last ride
Five-head ass, I know you wanna capsize
[Outro]
Whoop
He gon' be like
"If I'm Dennis the Menace, you're just a hobo in a wagon
I'm gonna feed you pork and beans under some bridge up in Nashville
I'm the illest rapper, dog, I got bacteria lyrics
And hog tatted on my lip, I got a sausage addiction"