River Rat Defined (Skit) lyrics
by Upchurch
[Skit]
River rat, a river rat, hehe, a river rat in Cheatham County is, like, if you're from the Harpeth side of Cheatham County across the river. You be calling the motherf*ckers on the Ashland City side a river rat, it was kinda like, you know, a diss word to some sense. Some people like myself, I like being called a river rat 'cause I'm an outdoors motherf*cker. So, yeah, I'll be getting drunk as f*ck, going to Foggy Bottom, and cabrewing, if you don't know what cabrewing is then you ain't a river rat, so don't even ask me what it is. You just gotta be a river rat skin to know what the f*cking cabrewing is, but anyways. Uh, yeah, that's what a f*cking river rat is skin. Ha