Super Mario 3 Masturbation / Masturbatory Madness “a grand day out” lyrics

[Chorus 1]
Driving and I'm speeding and I'm vigorously masturbating
Swerving and I'm screaming and I violently c*m (I c*m!)
Driving and I'm speeding and I'm vigorously masturbating
c*m on the wheel and then I c*m on the dash
And then I c*m on the floor and then I'm done (Then I'm done)

[Bridge 1]
Then I sh*t on the seats, slash open the tires
Break all the glass, then forget where I am
Take off the plates, bust out the lights
Jump on the roof
And then I break into your house at night
And walk into your kitchen and I'm

[Chorus 2]
Cooking and I'm cleaning and I'm vigorously masturbating
Washing and I'm drying and I violently c*m (I c*m!)
Stirring and I'm frying and I'm vigorously masturbating
c*m in the pot and then I c*m in a pan
And then I c*m in a glass and then I'm done (Then I'm done)

[Bridge 2]
Then I smash all your plates, bend all your forks
Turn on your stove. Then I light a small fire
Go in your fridge, eat all your food
Barf it back up.
And then I go into your room while you are sleeping
And turn on your lights and
[Chorus 3]
Jumping and I'm shouting and I'm vigorously masturbating
Kicking and I'm flailing and I violently c*m (I c*m!)
Punching and I'm kicking and I'm furiously masturbating
c*m on your dog, knock your lamp on the ground
Then I steal all your cash and then I'm gone (Then I'm gone)