Angry Santa lyrics

[Verse 1]
I'm f*cking sick of this sh*t, but I can't say no!
Ass-first down chimneys I'm a hoe hoe hoe
When I bake my rum cake: its more rum than cake
'Cause it helps me forget that my identity's fake
p*ssed off! cause parents make me part of the lie
I'm their tool, I'm a bribe and I don't know why
Here we go again, you better be a good boy
Better be polite or you won't get that toy!

[Pre-Chorus]
(Greed, your greed makes you good)
Good, don't come from within, well than maybe it should

[Chorus]
Let's go motherf*cker, lеt's go motherf*cker
Got 1.8 million homes to covеr
These gifts ain't gonna deliver themselves
"Theres a note on your back"
Man, f*ck those elves
Jingle jingle motherf*cker, jingle jingle motherf*cker
Milk and cookies ain't worth the f*cking effort, c*cksucker
I ride all night with deer sh*t hitting my face

[Verse 2]
What happens when they grow up and learn the truth?
Santa ain't real, there goes your childhood
You can always buy people sh*t to show that you care
Even if it's just a tie or some underwear
Use more glitter, use more plastic, use more paper to wrap
Even the north f*cking pole is polluted with your crap
Them elves have spoken, they can't work for free
Damn right, that sh*t is legit slavery
[Pre-Chorus]
(Greed, your greed makes you good)
Good, don't come from within, well than maybe it should

[Chorus]
Let's go motherf*cker, let's go motherf*cker
Got 1.8 million homes to cover
These gifts ain't gonna deliver themselves
"Who drank all the beer?"
Man, f*ck those elves
Jingle jingle motherf*cker, jingle jingle motherf*cker
Milk and cookies ain't worth the f*cking effort, c*cksucker
I ride all night with deer sh*t hitting my face
All the way from north pole to your stupid fireplace

[Outro]
f*ck it, I'm done I'm giving to those in need
I quit, I can be better, I can finally be free
Give to those who need it and I'll stop talking
Do it, or I'll be back to take a sh*t in your stalking!
Do it or Ill be back to take a sh*t in your stalking!
Do it, or Ill be back to take a sh*t in your stalking!