Big f*cka Burgers Interlude lyrics

[Spoken: Wife]
Hey shwinky! Before you go to work don't forget your gluten-free, meat-free, guilt-free, nothing in it at all salad, okay? *Mwah* Have a good day!

[Spoken: Husband]
Thanks, shwinkmin, you have a good day too!

f*ck you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you!

[Spoken: Big f*cka Burgers spokesman]
Yo, yo, yo, you tired of your b*tch-ass baby mama giving you bullsh*t every time? Y'all want some a bit more? Try Big f*cka Burgers! Yo, here at Big f*cka Burgers, our burgers are 80% horsemeat, 20% water, our burgers are the best, just go ask your daughter! Big f*cka Burgers! Yo, our special sauce is our dirty little secret! Close your eyes, put it in your mouth, and swallow it! b*tch!

[Spoken: Customer]
Hi, can I get 4 Big f*cka Burgers with extra special sauce?

[Spoken: Cashier]
Yeah, do you want the ninja toy with that?

[Spoken: Customer]
Yeah I want the f*cking toy, hope my kid chokes on it!