[Verse 1: ONEINCHWONDER]
Oops, I accidentally j*rked off to gay porn
My fluids went airborne
My p*nis went [???] my face went
But ooh it's not new, I need a tiss-ue
Was made in my gland, but now it's in my hand
My tissue is lost
[???]
I should've busted in my sock
It's not gay, she's just from Bangkok and she has a nice c*ck
I'm not gay because I like traps or gay because I like rap
I'll just wipe my c*m on my shirt
I j*rk off nine times a day, it's starting to hurt
Nine times a day, it feels like 9/11 on my foreskin
She's only nine but I go all in
Can't fit it in her mouth so I busted on her chin
Miss my target now it's on my carpet
b*tch I really need some tissue, need it like I got the flu
[???] I'm in it, feels like glue
Why can't I just j*rk off to shemales
Maybe children, don't put me in jail
Allegedly, [???] Box logo
Miss me with that homo
My p*nis is Islam and my c*m is the bomb
Don't be a Jew, just give me some tissue
[Hook]
Yeah, I need tissue
I got an issue
If I don't find my tissue
There gon' be an issue
Yeah, an issue
[Verse 2: Mad Gonad]
Another tissue for your issue, and this issue is the c*m
It's running down my leg, and it might get into my bum
The situation's getting fishy, and I just wanna continue but I can't find nearby Kleenex, c*m all over my scrotum
Personal hygiene boy, you don't forget it
Personal ideals boy, and ideally I want Kleenex but it's nowhere to be seen and c*m is leakin out my peen
I fap to women because I am straight
I don't fap to traps because that sh*t's ...
I don't fap to scat because that sh*t's gross
I don't fap to Muslims because they f*ck goats
I don't have to rap but ONEINCHWONDER finna snap
And I'm bouta finna clap a random dog on the street
So I can have me some fresh meat, more sh*t to eat
Run into the bathroom to clean my bodily fluids as I audibly leave the classroom like a motherf*ckin truant
[Hook]
Yeah, I need tissue
I got an issue
If I don't find my tissue
There gon' be an issue
Yeah, an issue
[Verse 3: King Russell]
Faster and faster, I'm the wanking master
Ass on the screen, hand on my peen
Door shut, pubes cut, see butt, big nut
Green, is the colour of my c*m
Got that sh*t all over my tum
Reach over for the tissue
Looks like I got an issue
Toys were beated
Beated so hard, my di*k's defeated
My job's been completed
But my supplies are depleted
My hand's all heated
No tissue and I feel cheated
Crabwalk of shame, all because I came
Came to a dance where I exclaim
Guilty of [???], claim to fame in the rap game
The time I came to no acclaim
b*tch, that's lame