Chutes & Ladders lyrics
by Dave Edmunds
Up the ladder
Down the chute
What a game
What a hoot
You're in the game
You've got no choice
You can't complain
You've got no voice
Take a turn
Roll the dice
Sometimes nasty
Sometimes nice
Now it's a nightmare
Now a dream
Now it's bitter
Now it's sweet
Win or lose
You're in to stay
Prayin' for sixes
Until your dying day
Up the ladder
Down the chute
What a game
What a hoot