PEN ISLAND lyrics

I wanna dip my balls into a bowl of milk
And glue cornflakes onto my my ass
I'm a cereal killer
And I eat my Booty-Os with extra ass

And while we're at it
I'll do things you've never dreamed of
Like ride a unicycle
Upside down while I suck that ding-a-ling

Now you know I love a man who can pitch a tent
So I'll let you bed your worries in the shadow of my consent

I'm ready for that f*cking di*k
I was born with a thirst for sticky liquid
You're nothing but a baby back b*tch
Now come around back, I will show you where to stick that sh*t

I braided my hair just for you
Turn up the heat, let's make love stew
Okay, maybe this is a bit too much
So just kiss me on my balls, that'll be enough

My favourite band is Nickelsack
Take a look at this photograph, it's a picture of my ass
I am the one with the length and the girth
They've even named my di*k Enterprise Earth
They call me the breadwinner
So butter my balls like biscuits

I'm about to go buck wild
On them tasty-ass booty cheeks
I've even received awards for having
The smallest di*k of the week

I want to pour maple syrup down your ass like pancakes
If you think you're too tough for my flapjacks
I'll spank that ass with a flip flop
My toes always stick together 'cause I blow my load inside my socks

It's really hard to walk now, yeah, yeah, oh

Go

I wanna dip my balls into a bowl of milk
And glue cornflakes onto my my ass
I'm a cereal killer
And I eat my Booty-Os with extra ass

And while we're at it
I'll do things you've never dreamed of
Like ride a unicycle
Upside down while I suck that ding-a-ling