p*ss’N’POOD ON.mp3 lyrics
by Pharrell Williams
[Intro: Pharrell Williams]
Get p*ss'n'pood on (We behavin' bad...)
Yeah! Mario, Peach, Luigi...
[Verse 1]
When I was young and my dad get p*ss'n'pood on
Mario, Peach, get p*ss'n'pood on
Go to school, get p*ss'n'pood on
Kinda funny, 'cause I used to get p*ss'n'pood on
Like "dong dong, Diddy Kong Kong", seen?
So much p*ss'n'poo
Mario Kart, get p*ss'n'pood on
In the club, everybody p*ss'n'poo
Look around, everybody poo'n'p*ss
I ain't talking 'bout this sh*t they call p*ss'n'poo
I'm talking 'bout the sh*t you snort and go "poo poo poo poo"
Yeah! I mean just go bonkers
Make the young girls go "So long, gay Bowser"
Yeah!
Make a n*gga wanna pull out Mario Kart
...Luigi Kart
[Chorus]
Ring! Bom bom bom bom (Huh-)
Mario Kart, bom bom bom bom (Huh!)
Monkey outside, bom bom bom bom
Diddy Kongs all night, bom bom bom bom (Gotta make it to the end)
Bom to the bom to the clang clang clang (Yeah!)
Banging on that ass like orangutan (Jesus, Jesus) (Yeah!)
Mario Kart gеt p*ss'n'pood on (Yeah!)
And transform again like (Yeah! Yеah! Yeah!)
[Verse 2]
p*ss'n'poo, can a n*gga make more?
Steal my poo? I ain't got no reward
Like hmm... Make yourself p*ss'n'poo mushroom
Mario Kart
All y'all n*ggas wanna get p*ss'n'poo'd on
All y'all n*ggas wanna spit hot p*ss
p*ssin' ass n*ggas wanna hit like me
Meanwhile, yo b*tches wanna kiss my p*ss
Child Rebel Soldier hit that ass with the combo
AK-47 and the dress on a rhino
Boom! c*m, Mario Kart
Mario Kart, riding with my b*tch Peach
Riding di*k, gay Bowser
Riding with my b*tch mane all night long
One second, I'm here; next second, I'm Mario
Two in 60 seconds, n*gga, what you want?
Girls on me like Mario Kart
di*k like Mario, mushroom food
Make Szechuan, or Hunan
n*gga, I'm hot like Mario di*k (Ah)
[Chorus]
Ring! Bom bom bom bom (Huh!)
Mario di*k, bom bom bom bom
Luigi outside, bom bom bom bom
p*ss'n'pooin' all night, bom bom bom bom (Huh!)
Bom to the bom to the p*ss p*ss p*ss (Uh!)
Banging on that ass like oran-gay-tan (Huh-)
Mario transform to a gay man (Huh!)
And transform again like- Mario Kart (Huh!)
[Verse 3: Pharrell Williams, Stewie Griffin]
n*gga, I'm hot like... Diddy Kong
BBC ICECREAM skewed on (Uh)
No discounts, no coupons
But I got the Rolls Royce for the Gay Poupon (Hoo-weee!)
Now you jealous with your face screwed on (Huh!)
Who on? n*gga, you on?
Feeble ass n*ggas only get booed on
sh*tty attitude get p*ssed and pooed on
f*cking with Peach? You Mario
-Treat n*gga, you don't wanna feud on
Your nerves ain't there for a big dude on
Stompin' that ass until you gone
Hoping that you make it home wit' yo shoes on
While I'm tourin' these booties, scoring these movies
And I'm chilling with Stewie (Damn you, vile woman!)
...p*ss'n'pooin' with Stewie
Sunglasses, campaign and jewelry
Ask Mario how he really wanna use me
Tourin' these c*m booties, stompin' that ass and
Lookin' for Bowser, and sweating profusely (Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha...)
[Chorus]
Ring! Bom bom bom bom (All you n*ggas is Gucci)
Aerosol can, bom bom bom bom (Hu-)
Luigi outside, bom bom bom bom
Mario outside, bom bom bom bom (Huh!)
Bom to the bom to the clang clang clang (Huh!)
Banging on that ass like... Diddy Kong
Motherf*cker transform to a grown man (Huh!)
And transform again like (Major Lazer)
[Outro]
(Fast wine, slow wine...) (We behavin' bad...)
So long, gay Bowser
Buh-bye!