Goku Vs Saitama, Pt. 2 lyrics
by Daddyphatsnaps
[Intro]
Alright, settle down, settle down, welcome, welcome to the tournament of champions, are you guys ready for the battle of the century? One Punch Man versus Goku, go
[Verse 1: Saitama]
Oh wow, he can really take a punch
Ate it for lunch, without even making a fuss
What a rush, finally partaking in crushing
Somebody who isn't shaking at us
[Verse 2: Goku]
Oh jeez, I can tell he isn't full strength
Power level off the charts, keep an arms length
Distance, better move quick, make him miss fists
Gotta outwit this balding twit misfit
[Verse 3: Saitama]
Didn't give you the credit that you desеrve
I had heard you werе legend, but I don't prefer words
I'm so bored waiting to challenge a real foe
So let's go towards, battle and rattle until enamel
Is falling out on the gravel, an animal when I grapple
And rattling off scrapping with someone of my caliber
Making me feel matador like the red flag, it is waving
Heart racing, ready to drop challengers
[Verse 4: Goku]
You must not know me
Been in Dragon Ball, Dragon Ball Z, GT
S U P E R, come see me
C E L L, Majin and Friez
All met their end at the hands of G, OK
You better run away, ay
All I can say is the best have tried
Hey, you can go lay where the rest have died
[Verse 5: Saitama]
Well, now you're rocking with the best, a lie
If you thinking there is anyone better than I
[Verse 6: Goku]
Not a lie, I'm the best of all
How you gonna wear the crown when your head is bald?
[Interlude: Saitama]
Wait, wait, what did you call me? You said I was bald? Ooh!
[Verse 7: Saitama]
Good Lord, I'm coming at full force
With the bull horns, make you splinter like wood doors
Here's a real punch, I'm telling you, dodge this
Oh sh*t, swinging with force, and I missed
[Verse 8: Goku]
If you can't see me, then you can't hit
I am too quick, trade your fist for my kick
You wanted a challenge, rivals born
Come and get this in my final form
[Verse 9]
So the battle continued
Everyone on their feet out their seats in the venue
One swung with a raging force
And the other swung with the same of course
And a bright light scorched the sky
Such force, and I felt it in my spine
And I looked up searched, but they both were bye
And I thought damn, well, they both have died
Then I looked in the rubble
And I saw them emerge in a building that crumbled
Still looking ready to rumble
One Punch with the advantage, and Goku in trouble
Saitama c*cked his fist
And he pulled back swung, but the punch, he missed
Some say they heard he said:
"I could never one punch you, mad respect"
[Outro: Goku & Saitama]
-Woo, back at you, man, you know, and I'm hungry, did you wanna grab something to eat?
-I'm starving, man, what you got?
-Oh, you know, I got Chi Chi back at the house cooking up something for me, so I'm-
-Wait, wait, Chi Chi? Like, Chi Chi that's her name?
-Yeah?
-Well, you know what? Whatever, man, let's just, hah, let's just get outta here, man, ay um, for real though, you know I could've killed you back there, right?