Squidward’s Nose (Original Version) lyrics

[Intro: Joey Trap]
Aye, aye, this is
Shout-out Maxo
This was supposed to come in October
You know what I'm saying
But you know, sometimes b*tches don't get my di*k hard
So sh*t drop later

[Refrain: KG Smokey & Joey Trap]
Yell-yellow xan look like spongebob, mm (Yellow xan)
You still rock bottom at the bus stop, b*tch (What? Heh)
Squidward's nose up in ya ho
di*k in her sandy cheeks, she touch her toes (Boy, boy)
Leanin' like The Tower of Pisa, mm (Hehe, huh?)
Eatin' my Krusty Krab pizza, mm (Huh, pizza)
I f*ck your b*tch, I don't need her (Ayy)
Someone get Patrick a T-shirt, mm (f*ck)

[Verse 1: KG Smokey & Joey Trap]
Shout out my n*gga, no T-shirt, ayy
I just popped 5 addies, 2 xans in my kelp shake (What?)
Wash it down no Krabby Patty, what? (Huh?)
Who can't f*ck with Squidward
I just ball like Derek Fisher (Ayy)
I just pulled up in a Fisker (Yеah, yeah)
Mrs. Puff just rolled some Swishеrs (Yeah, yeah)
[Verse 2: Joey Trap]
Okay, now f*ck Ms. Puff (What? Uh huh)
She a sl*t, I'ma f*ck, okay I f*cked her once (What? Uh huh, what? Uh huh)
In the trunk, for a buck (Uh huh, uh-uh)
No way these b*tches is chasing my Squidward nose, I feel like Piccolo because I'm getting this green (Ayy, what?)
These b*tches kissing like mistletoe, I feel like Wu-Tang 'cause all that I'm getting is cream (Ayy, what?)

[Chorus: Joey Trap]
Squidward's nose all in your b*tch, she lost her panties (What? Huh? Huh?)
I flip dope, I used to flip them Krabby patties (Huh? Huh? Huh? Oof)
She give throat, and now she think my name is daddy (Hehe, drip, drip, throat)
Mr. Krabs' daughter hella thick she got a fatty, Pearl (Hehe, ayy, ayy, okay)

[Refrain: KG Smokey & Joey Trap]
Yell-yellow xan look like spongebob, mm (Yellow xan)
You still rock bottom at the bus stop, b*tch (What? Heh)
Squidward's nose up in ya ho
di*k in her sandy cheeks, she touch her toes (Boy, boy)
Leanin' like The Tower of Pisa, mm (Hehe, huh?)
Eatin' my Krusty Krab pizza, mm (Huh, pizza)
I f*ck your b*tch, I don't need her (Ayy)
Someone get Patrick a T-shirt, mm

[Verse 3: KG Prince & Joey Trap]
Okay, my di*k is long like Squidward's nose (My di*k is long)
Look at your feet, I'm like what are those?
Eat a Krabby patty, do the Laffy Taffy, she on her knees like she about to propose, ayy (What? What? Huh? Huh?)
Smokey be f*cking your b*tch, keep that 'K on me like swiss (f*ck, swiss)
Karen be all on my di*k (di*k), I'll prolly f*ck every fish (I'll prolly f*ck every-)
Her pus*y pink, call it Patrick, hey (Her pus*y pink)
Look at the money I flash it, hey (What? Flash)
She got the rook I'll admit it, ooh
Open her mouth like a dentist, ooh
Shootin' the movie like Bennett (Bennett)
I make her scream like we playing some tennis (Boom-boom-boom)
Joey be smoking some Whitney, ya know (Smoke)
f*ckin' that bih' with the Squidward nose
[Chorus: Joey Trap]
Squidward's nose all in your b*tch she lost her panties (What? Huh? Huh?)
I flipped dope, I used to flip them Krabby patties (Huh? Huh? huh? What?)
She give throat, and now she think my name is daddy (Hehe, drip, drip, throat)
Mr. Krabs' daughter hella thick she got a fatty, Pearl (Hehe, ayy, ayy, okay)

[Outro: MaxoKoolin and Bill Fagerbakke]
Maxo
Firmly grasp it!