When you're sitting in a bush
And you feel something squish... diarrhea
Wh-- JEFFY?!
When you're sitting in the sun
And you feel something run... diarrhea
JEFFY, STOP SINGING ABOUT DIARRHEA!
When you're watching TV
And your ass starts to pee... diarrhea
JEFFY, STOP THAT!
When you're sitting on the commode
And your ass starts to explode...
Wh--
Diarrhea!
JEFFY, STOP SING ABOUT DIARRHEA!
When you're wearing a big hat and your ass starts to splat...
JEFFY!
Diarrhea!
JEFFY, STOP SINGING AB--
Diarrhea! 3x
UH! 5x
You know what, Jeffy?
I'm gonna take your cat piano.
Well, I can do that without my cat piano.
When daddy's all mad
And his pants are full of sh*t... diarrhea
THAT'S IT, JEFFY!
YOU LOST YOUR CAT PIANO FOR A MONTH!