Kris (Skit) lyrics

[Skit: Kristian 'Rizla' Blackman]
Yo XRTIST, it's Kris
I wish you'd pick up the phone the first f*cking time man
Anyways, uh I just called to say what the f*ck are you doing releasing 2 CD's on 1 album?
I mean come on, it's your first actual album and you're making it a f*cking double disc
You don't even sell double digits, what the f*ck is wrong with you?
f*cking he-ohh yeah and I heard some sh*t about you crashing your car as well
Well I mean that was pretty f*cking stupid weren't it, what do you drive with your eyes closed?
And I heard some sh*t about you getting a new gun
Yeah, you gotta chill the f*ck out, we're gonna have to sort this sh*t out, give mе a call man