You Tried to f*ck a Turkey (So I f*cked Your Cat to Death) lyrics

[Intro]
Yeehaw!

[Verse 1]
You were feeling racist saying, "Black guys aren't the best"
You tried to f*ck a turkey so I f*cked your cat to death
And you ran out of the Tesco 'cause you stole all of the bread
You tried to f*ck a turkey so I f*cked your cat to death

[Chorus]
You tried to f*ck a turkey so, you tried to f*ck a turkey so
You tried to f*ck a turkey so I f*cked your cat to death

[Verse 2]
Hitting up the dealers 'cause you ran out of your meth
You tried to f*ck a turkey so I f*cked your cat to death
See, you were a member of a liberal s'ibboleth
You tried to f*ck a turkey so I f*cked your cat to death

[Chorus]
You tried to f*ck a turkey so, you tried to f*ck a turkey so
You tried to f*ck a turkey so I f*cked your cat to death

[Verse 3]
Keep giving me sh*t 'cause I'm hard into Macbeth
You tried to f*ck a turkey so I f*cked your cat to death
We talk sh*t 'bout racism, come close to our last breath
You tried to f*ck a turkey so I f*cked your cat to death
[Chorus]
You tried to f*ck a turkey so, you tried to f*ck a turkey so
You tried to f*ck a turkey so I f*cked your cat to death

[Outro]
Pepsi bottle; a Coca-Cola glass
I don't give a damn