[Intro: Laura Lux & Bear}
Hello?
Hey, this is, uh, Bear, calling from Xerox. We have a new fax machine we really wanna appeal to a younger audience. Um, wondering if you would be interested in doing some modeling for us
Uh, how do you see this working exactly?
I don't know. Maybe just stand next to it and take some photos
Okay, well, um, I can send you my rates of you're interested
Uh, we don't really have budget for that, but it would be great exposure
Right
Can we pay you in di*k picks?
Um
Right
{Bridge]
Yes?
Hey, uh, me again. So I managed to look around the supply room. Uh, we can offer you a mouse pad or a VCR
Right
Uh, I mean the VCR has a copy of Jumanji stuck in it, but uh, I think it still works
Is this a f*cking joke?
Alright, you're driving a hard bargain. Uh, how about the mouse pad and the VCR?
Can we pay you in di*k picks?
Right
Um
Is this a f*cking joke?