Typical Country Song lyrics

[James, spoken]
Pointing in the band

[James, sung]
Standing on stage with my cowboy hat on
Singing slow low as I twang my guitar
My lyrics are sad or super fun but definitely not deep
I love my pet and my boots and I voted for Donald Trump

[Natalie]
I'm a young, white, thin, blonde country star
I move the microphone when the note gets high

[Both]
We sing in harmony

[James]
I sing a line by myself

[Natalie]
So do I

[James]
Women are pretty much objects
But they don't really care