Kiss The Elden Ring lyrics

[Intro]
(You got me like ooh)
(Got me like ooh)
(Got me like ooh)
(Got me like ooh)

[Verse 1: Arin Hanson, Dan Avidan]
There's a little game and it's called Elden Ring
It's got a world and a story that is making me sing
They got the author of Game of Thrones writin' the thing
So you know that sh*t is good as f*ck, praise the king
I'm running around, checking the town
Cleaning up dragons and giants and knights
With all kinds of blights
I hear a little voice in the distance
Hello? Can you hear me?
Oh, I cannot miss this
Oh my stars
b*tch, are you a jar?
I'm so happy to see you
f*ck that, I wanna be you
I'm Alexander and I'm stuck in this hole, I'm also called the iron fist
Listen, b*tch, you got me like

[Chorus: Arin Hanson]
Ooh, and I don't know why
I am horny for this bucket getting mystified (You got me like ooh)
I got attention divide
I should probably find the Elden Ring, but this jar's (Got me like ooh)
I wonder what's inside
I'd like to bathe in the innards of this f*ckin' guy
I cannot stand by
When the least I can do is make this ceramic pot fly
[Verse 2: Arin Hanson, Dan Avidan]
Please, sir, gimme a good smack from the rear
With something nice and big
You just f*ckin' made my whole year
Ah, well played, the pleasure is mine
Prithee take some rotten flesh as a thanks for your time
Wait, hold up, hold on, was that flesh up inside you?
Why yes, fallen enemies I put up inside me
Aw damn, now I'm jealous that I'm not up inside you
If I let you kick my ass, can I be all up inside you?
What am I thinkin', man? This bowl got me fannin' my face
The way this f*cker talks, puttin' me in my place
Disgraced to let my parents know that I'm simpin' a vase
When he's like, "Fillin' my heart with vigor"
That's just makin' my p*nis bigger

[Bridge: Arin Hanson]
Ha-ha-ha, you and me
Little brown jug, don't I love thee?
Ha-ha-ha, you and me
Little brown jug, don't I love thee? (You got me like)

[Chorus: Arin Hanson]
(Ooh) Must've left my heart ajar
'Cause I'm thinkin' now I might be in love with a jar (You got me like)
(Ooh) Might think it's quite bizarre
But I'm lookin' at other kitchen implements and they (Got me like)
(Ooh) Is there a warrior spoon? Oh f*ck
The thought of its curvy body's makin' me swoon (Got me like)
(Ooh) I guess I better admit
That I am sexually attracted to things that I cook stuff with
[Verse 3: Arin Hanson]
Yo, the more I look, I see
Ladies around, starin' at me
There's a witch named Ranni, but it ain't the right time, see
Her four arms are on me, but none of them cook banh mi
And Fia, I see ya, but I can't guarantee ya
As I gaze into your eyes on this bed from IKEA
But that blessing when you're pressing me into your chest
Isn't impressing me more than a stainless steel zester
Out of a puff of vapor appears Melina
But you know that steamy babe isn't a milk steamer
Got a peek-a Roderika, who's spirit tuning
But a spoon is the soonest thing you'll find me spooning (You got me like)

[Chorus: Arin Hanson]
(Ooh) I think I'm losin' my mind
Should I see a therapist or make a blender my bride? (Got me like)
(Ooh) No matter what I do
The thought of f*ckin' that sexy piece of hunky porcelain (Got me like)
(Ooh) Maybe I should confront
All my feelings, talk to Alexander and be blunt
I'm gonna give it all I got
I'm gonna stop repressing my depressing thoughts and try to f*ck that pot

[Verse 4: Arin Hanson]
A-so I just arrived in the Caelid Wilds
See my boy Alexander and I'm all smiles
Check my breath, comb my hair, and I look over there
And guardin' a castle door, a dinosaur-sized motherf*ckin' giant pot
Oh god, what do I do?
Alexander's waving at me now, but now I got new feelings
For the massive pot
Maybe I should've tried to make it work with Milli and her scarlet rot (You got me like)
[Chorus: Arin Hanson]
(Ooh) He's liftin' up his foot
How did he know that I'm into that kind of—

[Outro: Dan Avidan]
Oh my stars
Well, as long as no one's using this meat
I guess I could just put this into my jar body
Mmm, yes, mmm, ugh, yes