Kirby’s Adventure in Reamland lyrics

[Intro: Egoraptor]
Hey, Kirby's in Dreamland, gonna eat all your sh*t!
Including you!

[Verse 1: Egoraptor]
Yo, Dreamland's where it's motherf*cking at
Seeing Dedede eat food cause he's motherf*cking fat
There's a little pink bast*rd who's eating even faster
His name is Kirby, b*tch, and he's the motherf*cking master
Eats big things, spits them out with great force
So that got me thinking 'bout my di*k of course
You know he's DTF, this ain't Super Smash Brothers
Kirby's banned from tournaments, for f*cking all your mothers

[Chorus: Danny Sexbang, Egoraptor & Danny Sexbang]
Ninja Sex Party and Kirby
Egoraptor getting dirty
You got six inches, we got thirty
(Each, motherf*cker!)
It's time to turn down all the lights
Make sure the mood is right
'Cause we are slamming Kirby tonight

[Verse 2: Egoraptor, Danny Sexbang]
Yeah, yeah, that's right I'm f*cking Kirby in the back of my car
He's transporting on my di*k like it's a motherf*cking Warp Star
You never see his tongue, but you better know it's there
'Cause once he's got it sprung, you gotta look it up on FourSquare
Three b*tches just checked up into that sh*t
Zelda, Peach and Lolo's girlfriend like a big banana split
Kirby's di*k's a yellow fruit, just chillin' in the middle
Hanging over each edge, make your Double D's appear little
Scratch that b*tch, they sucking on a Twinkie
Dip the cream on their lips, wipe it off with girly pinkies
Everyone satisfied when that little pink guy
Starts creeping up their thighs, but they better get in line
'Cause I'm f*cking Kirby tonight
And I'll never have a better night, a better night
Excuse me! Did somebody say Meta Knight?
No! f*ck off!
[Chorus: Danny Sexbang, Egoraptor & Danny Sexbang]
He's like a little pink potato
Suckin' on balls like they're Metamatoes
Screamin' "Oh God" like a double rainbow
What does it mean, motherf*cker?
It can't be wrong if it feels right
We're painting Dreamland white
'Cause we are slamming Kirby tonight

[Outro: Egoraptor]
f*ck yeah!