Rap Battle: Ryu vs. Ken lyrics

[Intro: Egoraptor, Danny Sexbang]
Hey Ken
What's up, Ryu?
You know I think you're a f*cking di*k, right?
Yeah?
Well, I think we should settle this sh*t once and for all with a rap battle to the death
Okay
Do you think you can stop eating p*nis long enough to do that?
Probably
Alright, let's do this!

[Verse 1: Egoraptor]
Round 1! Rap!

f*ck you, Ken, you're such a little f*cking b*tch
I'm gonna break your f*cking spine in half and throw you in a ditch
Start up a f*cking beat and drop the motherf*cking bass
So I can shoot a load of Hadouken all over your face
I'll break your glass jaw like it was made of f*cking straw, man
Shredding you up worse than Vega fapping with his claw hand
Cammy and Chun-Li don't think you're sexy at all
They're both coming home with me, one for each of my balls
Like the bonus round car, your ass is getting destroyed
My c*ck is more swollen than Zangief's thyroids
Your di*k's three inches hard, I'm working with a soft ten
So what you got to motherf*cking say to me, Ken?
[Intermission: Danny Sexbang]
I really don't appreciate those things you just said
I was raised to respect others, and sometimes words can be hurtful
And I just, I, I just think that maybe...
Yo, an apology is in order

[Verse 2: Egoraptor]
Round 2! Rap!

It's my honest suspicion, you're gonna want a physician
Only morticians are the one to help your future condition
Cause me whooping on your ass is a time honored tradition
So now I'll do it even faster in the Turbo edition
Watch your back, b*tch, I'm gonna make you scream
My di*k shoots farther than the arm of Dhalsim
Just like Sagat's chest, you're gonna need a skin graft
Now, please enjoy the tart, tangy taste of my shaft
My rhymes are fat like the sumo E. Honda
I'm the king of di*k jungle with my giant anaconda
Harness my Chi, beat your ass with a Dao
So what you got to motherf*cking say to me now?

[Intermission 2: Danny Sexbang, Egoraptor]
Alright, two can play at this game... di*k-p*nis man
Can you lose to me in a rap battle? Shoryuken!
Hadouken!
You have proven that you are the best
You have hadoukened a giant hole in my chest
[Outro: Egoraptor, Danny Sexbang]
Hey, you did it! You rhymed on beat!
Oh yeah, cool!
Great job, man! I knew you could do it
Thank you so much, I appreciate it
Tatsumaki Senpukyaku!
My scrotums...