Psycodelic Sounds: Brian Falls Into a Microphone 11/4/66 lyrics

Van Dyke Parks:
I sure wish Connie Francis were here to sing Al di là...

Brian:
I fell in the microphone

[Van Dyke chatting in backround]

Brian:
Don't they care?

Dennis:
What?

Brian:
Look at em! I'm in the microphone and they're talking!
What am I gonna do!

Van Dyke:
We gotta get a new microphone

Dennis:
I know

Brian:
No! Don't throw me away!
Carl: There's this uhh buzzing in that microphone

Van Dyke Parks:
This this microphone is giving feedback...

Brian:
Its me! Brian! I'm in the microphone its not a buzz!

Dennis:
Somebody's putting somebody on

Carl:
Right.. All right sure

Brian:
I'm... hey honest! I'm really in here!
I'm not kidding don't talk in it! Don't talk in it

Van Dyke:
Just a second im gonna unscrew this microphone

Brian:
Oh don't touch me please oh, its hurting my ears

Van Dyke:
Hey I still hear it
Brian:
Its not a buzz I'm tellin' ya its me and I'm in it!

Carl:
There's some sort of short circuit in that mic... They better fix it

Dennis:
Hey jiggle the wires or something

Carl:
Then tap it or something see what's wrong with it!

Brian:
Hey! I'll get a short cut or something and I'll get electrocuted!
Ahhh!

Van Dyke:
Ahh thats much better

Dennis:
Yeah

Van Dyke:
Oh its so quiet now! Oh that's so nice

Dennis: Good Van Dyke!
Van Dyke:
Thank you

Dennis:
I think there was a short in the Brian or something

Carl:
Short in the Brian?
That's what's wrong with the microphone

Dennis:
Oh my gosh... We'll have to get a new Brian now!

Carl:
Right. Right

Dennis:
Listen would you order one?