All Up on My di*k lyrics

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Girl: Hi G-Eazy, this is uhm, Justin’s girlfriend
I just wana call, and say what’s up
And... that I’m a big fan
! And Uhm, you know, you’re...,you are fresh!
You’re awesome, I’m just telling my friends. Alright bye

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[Hook]
b*tch, I got a lot of a hoes and they all up on my di*k
All up on my di*k, all-all up on my di*k
b*tch, I got a lot of a hoes and they all up on my di*k
All up on my di*k, all-all up on my di*k
b*tch, I got a lot of a hoes and they all up on my di*k
All up on my di*k, all-all up on my di*k
And when they get chose I just go and take my pick
Go and take my pick, go and take my pick

[Verse 1]
See these thugs wanna hate cause I got b*tches on my di*k
I snatch a lot of hoes just because I'm that sick
And when I go to clubs I just choose and pick
Cause I don’t give a damn even if that's your chick
I will snatch your wife thing so do the right thing
And hand her over to me, you don't wanna fight, man
It's nothing to me, I could have her in no time
Hop on the phone line and hit up my old dime
I say “What’s happening?”, she say “What’s up boo?”
Say “What’s good, is it good if I come through?
I’m trying to f*ck you, are you trying to get run through?
Cause if not then b*tch motherf*ck you"
I ain’t playing with you, see what I’m saying to you
After I’m done then I ain’t cup-caking or laying with you
I gotta go, sorry, ain’t trying to hurt you
Don’t think of it was dirt, think of it as a virtue
[Hook]
b*tch, I got a lot of a hoes and they all up on my di*k
All up on my di*k, all-all up on my di*k
b*tch, I got a lot of a hoes and they all up on my di*k
All up on my di*k, all-all up on my di*k
b*tch, I got a lot of a hoes and they all up on my di*k
All up on my di*k, all-all up on my di*k
And when they get chose I just go and take my pick
Go and take my pick, go and take my pick

[Verse 2]
See these hoes wanna do me as I get a lot of booty
She put me in her mouth first and then she did her duty
I signed it on her face “Yours truly” ‘cause she is just a groupie
And I am just a dog like Scooby
Said she gives good brain, I’ll let her school me
While I’m just cooling, see this is what I call a good schooling
It’s better than college when she gives me knowledge
Got boppers on my di*k cause my swag is polished
And getting dollars out the ass, pop my collar then I flash
A rubber band full of cash and then I start to laugh at you lames
‘Cause you can’t do it like us, I’m like Piff
b*tch I’m getting brain while I write this
Go and ask the town, I beat walls down
I get around, got more b*tches than the pound
I like 'em dark or light brown
Stay real, let me holla here, take my number down
[Hook]
b*tch, I got a lot of a hoes and they all up on my di*k
All up on my di*k, all-all up on my di*k
b*tch, I got a lot of a hoes and they all up on my di*k
All up on my di*k, all-all up on my di*k
b*tch, I got a lot of a hoes and they all up on my di*k
All up on my di*k, all-all up on my di*k
And when they get chose I just go and take my pick
Go and take my pick, go and take my pick

[Verse 3]
I don’t seek ‘cause I’m a “G” till they marry me
Stepped up in the club, I seen your girlfriend stare at me
She was with you ‘till she walked up over to where I be
And then I take her home for sexual therapy
Since I’m on all these bad ones wanna work with me
And they hop up on the di*k with urgency
Too many lames up in the game, it’s an emergency
It’s like doctors giving hip hop surgery
I’m stealing girls from their happy like a burglary
Make a lot of dudes wanna fight, but they don’t worry me
I am the freshest, be late, if you ain’t heard of me
I’m G-Eazy dot com, hoe go and Google me
I don’t have to try to get in pants
I got a lot of hoes that would f*ck if they had the chance
We straight to it, there’s no romance
So, uhm, please go ahead and remove your pants
Merci beaucoup
[Hook]
b*tch, I got a lot of a hoes and they all up on my di*k
All up on my di*k, all-all up on my di*k
b*tch, I got a lot of a hoes and they all up on my di*k
All up on my di*k, all-all up on my di*k
b*tch, I got a lot of a hoes and they all up on my di*k
All up on my di*k, all-all up on my di*k
And when they get chose I just go and take my pick
Go and take my pick, go and take my pick