[Jeremy]
Ow!
[Squip]
Target female inaccessible.
[Jenna]
Jeremy?
[Jeremy]
Agh! What the hell?
[Squip]
Calibration in progress. Please excuse some mild discomfort.
[Jeremy]
Mild?
[Jenna]
Jeremy, what's wrong?
[Rich]
Dude, the freak's freaking out!
[Squip]
Calibration complete. Access procedure initiating.
[Jeremy]
Woahwoahwoah. I'm fine, I just nee-
[Squip]
Discomfort level may increase.
*Jeremy screams*
[Squip]
Accessing neuro memory.
Accessing muscle memory.
Access Procedure Complete.
Jeremy Heere, welcome to your Super Quantum Unit Intel Processor. Your Squip.