[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
Though I'm so used to writing things in minor keys
I'm falling majorly in love with memes
Cause when I'm with you I’m nutting so fast, can't f*cking freeze
I’ll lick your cheeks and swirl my tongue around your anus, too
[Pre-Chorus]
But I feel psychologically abused with you
But there’s nothing that I can really do
This caffeine is my only escape from reality
So somebody please help me
[Chorus]
I got my Iced Tea Meme
I’m going to the bottom eating a little ass with memes
My Iced Tea Meme
I would f*cking die if it weren’t for these Iced Tea Memes
I really want you to see this side of me
I think you’d really like it
But if you pour me another cup of Joe-Yo happiness
I think I’ll f*cking scream
So please help me
Please help me
Please kill me
[Verse 2]
I just got kidnapped and my di*k is stuck in a metal tube
Now I’m being recorded, I hope it doesn’t go
To YouTube
Please help I’m locked in a warehouse that’s two stories tall
But they didn’t bother to answer when the cops were called
I think I’m about to be ass-f*cked, the guy he’s holding a wooden tube
His name is Froster9000 and he doesn’t even use lube
[Chorus]
I got my Iced Tea Meme
I’m going to the bottom eating a little ass with memes
My Iced Tea Meme
I would f*cking die if it weren’t for these Iced Tea Memes
I really want you to see this side of me
I think you’d really like it
But if you pour me another cup of Joe-Yo happiness
I think I’ll f*cking scream
So please help me
Please help me
Please help me
Please kill me