[Intro]
Then you're going to repeat the experiment, but this time you're going to use the rubber band as a seatbelt for the passenger
The ORYZA Tape
Mr. Thom is the Bomb.com
OB Gizzle
Everyone back to their seats
OK, now let's get started
[Verse]
First name Jeff, last name Thomas
Acting more square than a motherf*cking rhombus
sh*ttin on these b*tches who be trying to step
That's how I be getting my science street rep
Dripping and dropping these rhymes all over the place
If you don't like em I'll shoot you in the face
Killed ten men before I was born
My father used to beat me with a serrated shoehorn
Nevertheless I am the best
Rhymes are so wet you'd think it's my science test
Got two kids but three of them hate me
Got a sh*t job so I speak monotone daily
To all the students out there, please stop talking
Or I'll raise my voice to sound like Stephen Hawking
Name is Mr. T
I don't work for Mr. Marshall, he works for me
Kick your ass faster than the speed of light
I could take any b*tch in a fight
I am my own dad and yours
Maybe your mom shouldn't have open her legs like double doors
Demitri, what's the difference between a proton and a neutron?
"I'll suck you off, Dad"
Shut up Demitri, your dad is a dentist
I'm a science teacher, I ain't nothing to mess with
I could go on and on about horsesh*t
But first let's talk about your mom's failed abortion
Get sh*t on kid, I just wrecked your face
Why you crying like you got sprayed with mace
I got no tissues in my class, kids never be crying
Elemental, memorize it or you finna be dying
"Nice c*ck you got there"
Protons, neutrons, molecules and atoms
Beat these motherf*ckers, teachers pay I stack em
Element 79, this is f*cking gold
Subtract one getting platinum, million records sold
Bold with my ways and never getting old cause all I get is riches
That's enough for today, class is dismissed b*tches
You can all go f*ck yourselves
[Outro]
You either die the frenchiest fry or live long enough to see yourself become a meme lord