di*k Figures the Movie the Song lyrics

[Verse 1]
Oh my f*cking god!
That sh*t was totally amazing
Your brain cannot even comprehend
So much pants-sh*tting excitement
For the sake of your couch, I hope you're wearing Depends
We learned so many things together
Japan is weird and French people are mimes
This film had ten scenes of action
And everyone, together said "f*ck!" twenty-one times (Yeah!)

[Chorus]
di*k figures! di*k figures!
You just watched a whole f*cking movie of…
di*k figures! di*k figures!
Bow before them and renounce your previous god
di*k figures! di*k figures!
Someone get a doctor 'cause this movie's f*cking totally sick
You asked and they delivered
If you don't like di*k Figures
It's not hard to figure out, you're a di*k

[Verse 2]
I counted ten f*cking explosions
And jetpack demon ninjas that rocked your face
Your life was a hot pile of garbage
Now you're so excited that you're nutting all over the place
One of those explosions was an octopus
Sorry for the spoiler but it's your fault
That'll teach you to listen to the soundtrack
Before you watch the movie
I mean, for Godsake, who does that you stupid piece of--
[Chorus]
di*k figures! di*k figures!
They saved the world, what do you think about that?
di*k figures! di*k figures!
You just watched them, you're so lazy and fat
di*k figures! di*k figures!
You love them with all of your stupid heart and also part of your chode
You asked and they delivered
Our movie's too great, it made your junk explode

[Outro]
Oops, our bad, sorry about your junk
Just kidding, f*ck you!
di*k figures!