ACCIDENTAL PREGNANCY FREESTYLE [[theyfab_rising]] lyrics
by kuru
[Verse 1: limeboiler]
Suck my di*k until I die of heat exhaustion, ayy, yuh
You’re a faggot, yeah
And you smell like f*cking rat p*ss, ooh
I just got a theyfab pregnant, yuh
It gave them crippling dysphoria
Smoking crack, and di*k, and garbage
Why are all women like four foot
Why are you so goddamn short
I will literally use your head as a shortcut to get to the net
Doing dunks using your head
Your head exists for me to step on, no offense
I’m thinking about when I was talking to Will
And he called Mixed Matches Mixed M-allegations
I thought that was so goddamn funny
I still think it’s goddamn funny, yeah
Shoutout Jiccjucc
Just got my di*k sucked
Just got my nip tucked
I’m tryna di*k f*ck
[Interlude: limeboiler]
I wrote the wrong amount of bars
It spilled into thе interlude
Homophobic chicken wing, yuh
Homophobic chickеn wing
[Verse 2: limeboiler]
Suck on my di*k
Suck on my di*k until I just feel sick
Suck on my di*k till I astral project
I met an ostrich, she givin’ me neck
I think that’s illegal, think they’re endangered
I think that’s illegal
Why does your girlfriend look just like a seagull
Why your b*tch barkin’, I think she a beagle
Wait, sh*t
Turn into a di*k
Like I’m an Autobot, now I’m a di*k
Like I’m a Bentley, run over your b*tch
I just made roadkill, I called it your b*tch
Cook her and eat her, I’m Hannibal, b*tch
I hit your b*tch to Hakuna Matata
Feel like I’m Logan, start dancin’ [?]
Think I’m ‘bout to chew on a f*cking frittata
Now I’m so Italian, I feel just like Mario
[Verse 3: huge poop farting]
I just p*ssed onto your golden retrievers
I just performed a golden shower on Justin Bieber
She love my wood so much, I think she is a beaver
The way she touch my butt so hot you’d think I have a fever
I just robbed Notch at gunpoint and then I bought myself a home theater
My c*ck is so fat, I guess you could call him Peter
Your girlfriend flashed me so many times I think I had a seizure
These nuts are hot and ready, you can call me Lil Caesar’s
[Interlude: limeboiler]
Kuru’s such a b*tch
This is now a Kuru diss
Get the poison, make it flip
Sell it to your b*tch
Sell it to your chick
Kuru’s gay
He’s a fag
Yeah, he’s gay
[Verse 4: jiccjucc]
He givin’ me AIDS and I suck on his p*nis
My balls are on nicotine, you know she fiendin'
Choke on my nuts and [?] the meaning
She had the [?] so my di*k, it be leanin’
Pull out my [?] and my TEC, it be leanin’
[?] be stealin’
Call me [?], don’t know what the key is
Tell me shawty, tell me shawty
[?] then I whip in an Audi
Tell me shawty, tell me shawty
b*tch give me blue balls and some neck in the Audi
I’m just tryna have someone gargle my balls
[?] on the walls
We slippin’ on semen
I love Mao Zedong
[?] on me like Donkey Kong
Ooh-ooh, ahh-ahh, Donkey Kong
She about to [?] me like my [?] ping-pong
Sike, I get no b*tches
[Outro: limeboiler]
Everyone in France listens to music like this
It sounds bad
It sounds like sh*t
Angelus, why did you make this
‘Cause they’re French
Sounds like sh*t
Limeboiler