Better Call Finger lyrics

[Verse 1] Saul Goodman, Walter White, TV Evidence

Oh, to be ninety-nine again.
You with me, ladies and gentlemen?
Ninety-nine?
The Juices are flowing.
The red corpuscles are corPUSSlin.
The Ass is soft and Sussy.
Oh boy.
Now do you remember? Yeah you do.
Murder. AAA
You'll recall that you also call me Saul.
Me personally? (heavy breathing) (heavy typing)
You remember? Yeah you do. You remembеr? (Huh?)
You remember?
I bеt if we were in church right now you'd get a big ffffff.
Now, here's what I know. These three.
They had sex with a head! (We're denying that.)
However, I want you to remember.
Fact 1: pus*y! (Very important to keep that in mind.)
Fact 2: FFFFFFFFFFFFF! (Titties.)
Fact 3: They did it for the Vine.
Ladies and gentlemen, you're dumb.
BabaAUUGGGHpus*yTittiesHahahaha (bad to the bone riff) AIDS hi my name is pus*y di*k AAA Walter c*ck AND BALL 21 SKIBIDIBOP M-

[Verse 2] Saul, Biker, Walter, Mike
The number is 960904 Big Smoke: 9 Saul: 09
308 Negra Arroyo Lane
"May I take your order please?" Gimme a number 9 just-
(crash)
"In the road!"
You frickin' hit him, man! Agsdjaklgjkgalhuilkgfahjg.
What are you gonna do to make things right?
I DON'T GIVE A sh*t
(Can we get much higher? So high.)
You're light on di*ks. (Come on.)
You're light on di*ks.
Not enough di*ks! More di*ks!
You must have the di*ks!
Well, I know what stopped me.
And you know what? It's stopping me again.
Stop.
[Verse 3] Jimmy, Chuck, Others in the courtroom
Jimmy, do you have something in your pants?
Yes I do. As a määääääääct.
Ä. My cellphone.
From this distance, you should feel it.
And you felt nothing! Do you?
Mr McGill, you were warned to leave your electronics out.
(A meowed version of Dilemma by Nelly is playing)
No, no, no. No, no. Enough is enough.
I AM CRAZY!
AND HE GETS TO swap those numbers?
WHAT A CRAZY JOKE! O
COULDN'T BE PRECIOUS JIMMY!
O
STIMMY
AND HE GETS TO STICK THE di*k THROUGH MY OWN f*ckING SUNROOF!
Gus: Naturally.
Mr McGill's mental illness is a non-issue. (You're non you're)
AND HE GETS TO DEFECATE THROUGH A SUNROOF!
AND HE'S JIMMY!
AND I OBJECT!
I NON YA!
You think this is Jimmy?!
This? This chicken?
(chicken bawks)
AIDS
You're a sh*tty lawyer.
NO! HEEOEOEEEOEOEOOOEOEEEE
Mr McGill's mental illness is a non-issue.
I AM JIZZY!
I know! You think this is crazy.
di*k! (Oh boy, wow.)
He'll change. He'll change.
Ever since you changed, always the same.
AIIA
The law is sunroof number 9.
OOO
JiMmY!
Couldn't keep his hands out of my p*nis.
Alright, that's enough
I sh*t you not.
I took him into my own pants.
What was I thinking?
You think suddenly you're my BLINDS?!
What a SIS!
Objection!
Relevance?
(chicken bawks)
[Pre-Chorus] Jimmy, Chuck
I apologize.
(A meowed version of Dilemma by Nelly starts playing again)
I lost my way.
Why were you working aGAINST me, Chuck?
You don't slide into my ass like a cheap pair of di*ks!
Ohhm. Ohhohohohohm Fuff.
It comes down to my brother's PECKER.
Always the di*k jokes.
'Cause it's SMALL!
What a sick BURN!
You have to stop him!
Jimmy!

[Chorus] Saul/Jimmy, Chuck, Hank
He defecated through a sunroof! (Defecated)
ソール・グッドマン
Seeming sus, man.
What a sick joke!
(Walter White screams)
(muffled) And he gets to be a Jimmy.

[Verse 4] Hector, Henchman, Gus, Other
Don Hector, from now on.
You are a chicken.
SOK A DIK
(in the distance) Jimmy: SMALL
We all did.
NO
You have to.
NO! WAAAAA
SUS
You have-
NO
That's purple!
Hector, this isn't PURP.
IT IS!
IT IS PURPLE (They're chickens.)
Da Boss KAN SOK Your balls
Da BoSS KAN SOK MEeE
I'd watch what I'd say if I were you.
Da Boss KAN SOK MEEEEEeeeeEeEEEEeeeEEeeeeEe
You have what the boss wants.
I'm Sussy.
I'd watch what I'd say if I were you.
SalaMONKI
MONKAS
LOL BALLAS
YOU SHOULD BE KISSING MEeEe
Da Boss KAN So-
(Somebody call an ambulance)
(Call a f*cking ambulance!)
Lalo: How lucky for me
(He's dead)
Crippled little pus*y
[Bridge] Gus
You unzip, you go to the urinal and you touch yourself.
MmMmMmMm
Touch your p*nis
mMmMMMM