Let’s Go Bowling lyrics
by FlyingKitty
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[Niko's cellphone rings]
[Roman Bellic:]
Let's go bowling, bowling, bowling, bowling
Bowling, bowling, bowling, bo-bo-bo-bowling
Bowling, bowling, bowling, bowling, bowling, bowling
Let's go bowling, bowling, bowling, bowling
Bowling, bowling, bowling, bo-bo-bo-bowling
Bowling, bowling, bowling, bowling, bowling, bowling
Let's go bowling, bowling, bowling, bowling
Bowling, bowling, bowling, bo-bo-bo-bowling
Bowling, bowling, bowling, bowling, bowling, bowling, bowling
Niko: Another time
Roman: What?? (laughs)
Niko: Screw you. f*ck!
[Niko's phone rings again]
Roman: Niko, it's Roman
Niko: No!
Roman: Let's go bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-
Niko: (screams externally) Roman! I should have never read your f*cking emails and stayed away!
Roman: Another time then. Call me!
Niko: Yay
Roman: WHAT?
Niko: I can't sta-ta-tand this sh*t! Ohhh, hhho (I got)
[Roman Bellic & Niko Bellic:]
(Bowling, bowling, bowling, bowling) Niko, it's your cousin
(Bowling, bowling, bowling, bo-bo-bo-bowling) let's play darts!
(Bowling, bowling, bowling, bowling, bowling, bowling, bowling)
No! f*ck, f*ck, f*ck, f*ck!
(Bowling, bowling, bowling, bowling) Eugh! Got him!
(Bowling, bowling, bowling, bo-bo-bo-bo-) let's play darts!
I can't take much more of this sh*t! (I got)
[Niko's phone rings yet again]
(Bowling, bowling, bowling, bowling)
This is getting on my f*cking nerves!
(Bowling, bowling, bowling, bo-bo-bo-bowling) let's go bowling
(Bowling, bowling, bowling, bowling, bowling, bowling)
Ahh! sh*t!
(Let's go bowling, bowling, bowling, bowling)
(Bowling, bowling, bowling, bo-bo-bo-bowling) let's go f*ck
(Bowling, bowling, bowling, bowling, bowling, bowling)
Ugh! f*ck this sh*t!
Roman: Cousin, we are family. Of course I should be spеnding time with you!
We should go bowling, bowling, bowling, bowling
Bowling, bowling, bowling, bo-bo-bo-bowling
Bowling, bowling, bowling, bowling, bowling, bowling, let's go-
[Niko's phone keeps ringing]
Cousin... I havе not hung out with you in a long time
How about we go bowling?
Remember, how we used to hustle all the American soldiers back home, when the war started?
How about YOU GO f*ck YOURSELF?
Okay man, I will see you soon then, okay
No!
Call me, call me, call me, call me
Call me, call me, call me, ca-ca-ca-ca-ca-call me
Call me, call me, call me, call me, call me, call me
I'm starting to get really f*cking mad!
Alright Niko, uh, maybe we do something when you have some free time. [Nope.avi]
I'm a master bowler, Niko!
I can't take much more of this sh*t! (I got)
(Bowling, bowling, bowling, bowling)
This is really f*cking annoying!
(Bowling, bowling, bowling, bo-bo-bo-bowling) let's go bowling
(Bowling, bowling, bowling, bowling, bowling, bowling)
Ugh, sh*t!
(Bowling, bowling, bowling, bowling) Motherf*ckers!
(Bowling, bowling, bowling, bo-bo-bo-bowling) let's go bowling
(Bowling, bowling, bowling, bowling, bowling, bowling)
Aahhh, f*ck this sh*t!
Niko: Daah!
(fart noise) you suck...
Niko: I'M HAVING FUN. ARE YOU?
Roman: Yes :D
Niko: Cousin, this dream is a nightmare!