Keep Ya di*k Fat lyrics

[Intro: Noel Miller & Cody Ko]
Uh, goddamn
Everyday I eat a Philly cheesesteak (yup)
Cottage cheese (mhm)
Goddamn
25 pounds Chobani yogurt with peanut butter
Fat on my di*k, let's go
Tiny meat gang

[Hook: Noel Miller & Cody Ko]
Eat a lotta food, keep ya di*k fat (uh)
Eat a lotta food, keep ya di*k fat (ay)
Ain't no skinny p*nis, we ain't with that (naw)
Now keep ya di*k fat
Now keep ya di*k fat

[Verse 1: Noel Miller & Cody Ko]
Every day I eat a ham sandwich (Why?)
I got that tiny meat (Oh)
I'm trying to change that
She grindin' on my jeans, but she ain't feelin' jack
That ain't my cell phone, b*tch, that's my ball sack (Ayy)
My meat too wide (Ayy)
She let that slide (Ayy)
Them seven grains (Ayy)
Make my di*k gain
25 pounds every month
My sh*t could fill up a trunk
This ain't no little pea shooter, girl
Man, this sh*t come with a pump
Now get your pus*y dumb (What?)
Get your pus*y dumb (What does that mean?)
Get your pus*y dumb, b*tch
Get your pus*y dumb
Man, this sh*t purple like lean
Man, this sh*t Hulk, it is mean
All of my pockets is green
Tiny Meat Gang is my team

[Hook: Noel Miller & Cody Ko]
Eat a lotta food, keep ya di*k fat (Uh)
Eat a lotta food, keep ya di*k fat (Ay)
Ain't no skinny p*nis, we ain't with that (Naw)
Now keep ya di*k fat
Now keep ya di*k fat

[Verse 2: Cody Ko & Noel Miller]
Ay, yo, it's Cody, hahaha
280K flippin' subs on Youtube, b*tch
Ay, what you talking 'bout flip?
Man, shut the f*ck up and stop rapping about Youtube
That sh*t ain't cool
Well, I mean, what is cool then?

[Verse 3: Cody Ko]
I keep this di*k fat, your chick is with that
I got her up in the crib, she cooking baby back
She got that cookies and cream, I call her Shake Shack
I got that IHOP di*k, she call me short stack (Ay)
And I don't give a f*ck about nothing
Your girl in my kitchen and I know she cookin' muffins
Got that chode-like di*k: fat, short, and f*cking wide
Like a tree stump, girl, but it ain't about the size
Right? It's about like, how you use it
Y'know what I'm saying? Right?
Anyways, Jake Paul, you made your sh*t in one day?
We did this sh*t in four hours, this is the song of the summer
Watch out, watch out for this on the Billboard charts b*tch
[Hook: Noel Miller & Cody Ko]
Keep ya di*k fat
Keep ya di*k fat
Every motherf*cking day you keep your di*k fat
It's everyday, bro
It's everyday, bro
Keep ya di*k fat
Keep ya di*k fat (what)