[Intro]
Aw, Aw, Aw, Hell nah
Y'all let a motherf*ckin pimp come in this b*tch?
Imma tell my story this time motherf*cker
Aw, ya, Aw sh*t man, y'all done f*cked up now
Ahem
[Hook]
Bad b*tches, ugly b*tches, I'll take em all
Fat b*tches, skinny b*tches come get a job
Yeah, I could have her workin on the late night
She say she love a pimp
Don't make a n*gga have to slap you
b*tch I'll do it if I have to
If you wanna ball with Pimp Name: Pookey Dook
Just get that money baby
[Verse 1]
Fresh ass pimp, b*tch, I'm stuck in my ways
Last b*tch to try to change me got struck in her face
I'm a hustler by night, I'm like a father by day
Cuz all these hoes call me daddy, got ya girlfriend in my caddie, n*gga
And she gon sell that pus*y in my alley, n*gga
I turn a ugly hoe right into Halle Berry, n*gga
Pookey got pus*y for sale
I got a fine, blind b*tch that count money by smell
And my flow so dope I need a pot and a scale
All my ex b*tches either dead or in jail
I'm a self made n*gga so I talk that sh*t
If your b*tch got legs she gon walk that strip
And if your b*tch know better she gon bring my loot
If not she get smacked and sent back to you
I got a gat in my boot
She wanna work with the crew
b*tch you're fat but you're cute
You know I had to recruit
[Hook]
Bad b*tches, ugly b*tches, I'll take em all
Fat b*tches, skinny b*tches come get a job
Yeah, I could have her workin on the late night
She say she love a pimp
Don't make a n*gga have to slap you
b*tch I'll do it if I have to
If you wanna ball with Pimp Name: Pookey Dook
Just get that money baby
[Verse 2]
Clean ass pimp, whatcha know bout me
Every time you kiss your girl now she charge you a fee
I'm like a big dirty dog and your b*tch is a flea
I slap her with my paws b*tch, get off my balls b*tch
And you already know I never love a hoe
If you don't like my hoe I got another hoe
Got a skinny b*tch, give you a strip show
She can hula-hoop with a Cheerio
I got all bad b*tches
Dropped outta college, mad at they dad b*tches
Gang banging, ratchet, been shot and stabbed b*tches
Meet me on the corner and bring a lot of cash with ya
Now I'm that n*gga, nah I don't have a heart b*tch
My life is like a movie, let me see ya play your b*tch
Standing on the corner with a hoe and sign
Saying "All bad b*tches I can make you a dime"
[Hook]
Bad b*tches, ugly b*tches, I'll take em all
Fat b*tches, skinny b*tches come get a job
Yeah, I could have her workin on the late night
She say she love a pimp
Don't make a n*gga have to slap you
b*tch I'll do it if I have to
If you wanna ball with Pimp Name: Pookey Dook
Just get that money baby
[Outro]
You wanna ball with a pimp, baby?
You can ball with a pimp baby
All you need is a motherf*ckin heart beat and a vagina, baby
And you can ride with a n*gga
I can show you where the top at
I can show you where the top at
Only pimp on the motherf*ckin corner with a cane and a top hat
None of y'all motherf*ckin pimps can top that
Pimp Pookey Dook!