SUPER AVERAGE lyrics

[Intro]
Me and my girl, we do regular sh*t
We spend the Sundays watching movies while we're laying in bed
And there's love stories and there's action and the actors are attractive
And I can hold myself to those standards, but I don't

[Verse 1]
I'm not jealous of your superstar celebrity crush
All these superheroes in them movies doing too much
You think I'm swinging from a web to save you from a moving bus?
I can't shoot webs from my fingers, girl, you got me f*cked up, but

[Pre-Chorus]
I could be your Peter Parker, you could be my Mary Jane
Sorry that I'm not Tom Holland, he doesn't like you anyway

[Chorus]
I'm not a superhuman, superhuman
I'm not a superstar, I'm not a superstar
I'm just amazingly typical, nothing special at all
I'm super average
I'm not a superhuman, superhuman
I'm not a superstar, I'm not a superstar
I'm just incredibly normal, I've got a couple of flaws
I'm super average
[Verse 2]
Chris Evans, that's America's ass
But mine is all yours to hold and to have
And I don't turn into the Hulk when I get angry but I guess I get mood swings
I'll buy you dinner and treat you right, but it'll never be like the movies
Never be like the movies, never be like the movies

[Pre-Chorus]
I could be your Peter Parker, you could be my Mary Jane
Sorry that I'm not Tom Holland, he doesn't like you anyway

[Chorus]
I'm not a superhuman, superhuman
I'm not a superstar, I'm not a superstar
I'm just amazingly typical, nothing special at all
I'm super average
I'm not a superhuman, superhuman
I'm not a superstar, I'm not a superstar
I'm just incredibly normal, I've got a couple of flaws

[Verse 3]
I'm not your favorite movie star
And I don't drive a fancy car
You probably thought I was gonna say
Something nice about myself
I'm not your favorite movie star
And I don't drive a fancy car
You probably thought I was gonna say
Something nice about myself
[Chorus]
But I'm not... superhuman, superhuman
I'm not a superstar, I'm not a superstar
I'm just amazingly typical, nothing special at all
I'm super average
I'm not a superhuman, superhuman
I'm not a superstar, I'm not a superstar
I'm just incredibly normal, I've got a couple of flaws
I'm super average
I'm super average