Small WeeWee (Remix) lyrics

[Intro: FunnyMike]
I mean, I was with, chilling with this girl you hear me
She just whipped out, you know my weewee you hear me
I mean it's small but when it rock up
It gon' run the clean up outta here
You gon' be like, "Oh lord he got a monster"
It's small right now but wait till it rock up
It's the Shrimp Gang remix

[Chorus: FunnyMike]
I got a small di*k but wait till it get hard
She gon’ be like, ”Damn, sh*t, my god
Put that thang up before you ram it in my stomach"
Shut yo ass up and take this weewee like a woman
I got a small di*k but wait till it get hard
She gon’ be like, ”Damn, sh*t, my god
Put that thang up before you ram it in my stomach"
Shut yo ass up and take this weewee like a woman

[Verse 1: FunnyMike]
I got a small di*k, I p*ss on my balls
I went to the doctor cause my di*k was real small
He gave me extensions say you need to try it out
I slapped the f*ck out em’ for tryna play me like a hoe
I met a BBW She say, ”What is that?”
I said a Vienna Sausage now swallow that b*tch
She said, ouuu,I wish it was bigger
Now can I have some chips with a kosher dill pickle?
I told her get the f*ck, I found me a new b*tch
She was straight outta [?] with that [?] bullsh*t
She told me come ova,I came to her sh*t
Before I walked in I just whipped out my di*k
[Chorus: FunnyMike]
I got a small di*k but wait till it get hard
She gon’ be like, ”Damn, sh*t, my god
Put that thang up before you ram it in my stomach"
Shut yo ass up and take this weewee like a woman
I got a small di*k but wait till it get hard
She gon’ be like, ”Damn, sh*t, my god
Put that thang up before you ram it in my stomach"
Shut yo ass up and take this weewee like a woman

[Verse 2: Supreme Patty]
I got a small di*k and it won't get hard
I'm Supreme Patty, I'm the lil' di*k lord
Shrimp gang, that's my sh*t
Everybody 'round me got a small ass di*k
Viagra won't work, I was born like this
It run through the family that he had a small di*k
The condoms won't fit, they fall right off
Even when I'm hard, she still say it's soft
I'm the shrimp gang captain, lil' di*k bandit
Whipped out my di*k, she said, "Ooh, goddammit"
What you gonna do with that small ass di*k?
You real, real small, like the size of a shrimp, (gang)

[Chorus: FunnyMike]
I got a small di*k but wait till it get hard
She gon’ be like, ”Damn, sh*t, my god
Put that thang up before you ram it in my stomach"
Shut yo ass up and take this weewee like a woman
I got a small di*k but wait till it get hard
She gon’ be like, ”Damn, sh*t, my god
Put that thang up before you ram it in my stomach"
Shut yo ass up and take this weewee like a woman
[Outro: FunnyMike & Supreme Patty]
You already know what it is, Shrimp Gang sh*t
Captain of the lil' di*ks, you already know what it is
I got a small di*k, but I'll still put it in your b*tch
In yo' b*tch! You already know what it is
My balls are big though
We put lemons in our eyes for a big surprise, for your b*tch