The Cussing Song lyrics

(Verse)
Mrs. Landers was a health nut
She cooked food in a wok
Mr. Harris was her boyfriend
And he had a great big c*ck
c*ck-a-doodle-doodle
The rooster just won't quit
And I don't want my breakfast
Because it tastes like sh*t
Shih Tzus make good house pets
They're cuddly and sweet
Monkeys aren't good to have
'Cause they like to beat their meat
Meeting in the office
A meeting in the hall
The boss he wants to see you
So you can suck his balls
Balzac was a writer
He lived with Allen Funt
Mrs. Robеrts didn't like him
But that's 'cause she's a c*nt
Contaminatеd water
Can really make you sick
Your bladder gets infected
And blood comes out your di*k
Dictate what I'm saying
'Cause it will bring you luck
And if you all don't like it
I don't give a flying f*ck